Rosio Pavoris

Mai’s only been gone for ten minutes, and I miss her already. :3
(Edit: Twenty by the time I finished this, I guess.)

She’s one of maybe two people I don’t dislike right now. I’m hoping it’s just boredom that’s making me hate everyone who talks to me. People leaving for Massachussetts isn’t going to help with that.
What kind of a holiday is Memorial Day anyway?

Anyway.

It’s been a while since I talked about KoL.
I completed Gourdcore on my main a few days ago. Now going for Golden Meat Stack. Three sex changes away from Gender Bender, dunno if that’s worth getting. Could easily add another day to my current run.
My skillset now allows me to move through ascensions reasonably quickly (i.e. one per six days or so), but circumstances keep keeping me from doing decent speed runs. The fact that I’d like to complete one HCO per class before the NS is pushed to 13, for one, and this trophy run. I don’t foresee this new event stuff helping at all.
At least this trophy run got me to level 12, so I can keep Ambidextrous Funkslinging. Maybe it’ll get me to 14 so I can keep Smooth Movements, but I doubt it.

I’ve been playing Cawd’s account as well. Completed the necessary HC Pastamancer and Sauceror runs in a reasonable amount of time (not exactly great, but good enough), but the frustratingness of the late game is getting on my nerves, so now I’m doing two Seal Clubber runs to at least have an auto-hit combat skill. After this, I’ll do two Turtle Tamer runs for Sympathy and Empathy, and the Pastamancer one for Leash.
After that, Cawd can play his own account again, though I’m not sure he’ll want to. Him lazy.

True story.

Didn’t end up going to the Wheel thing. Maarten wasn’t going, apparently, and the rest of them definitely aren’t worth leaving the house for.
Thomas called me a few times, presumably to ask where I was, didn’t answer.

Apparently there’s another thing this Saturday that Maarten will be going to, but meh. Can’t be bothered. They’re only inviting me because I have more money to spend on booze than they do anyway.

Stolen from Mai. Bold everything you’ve done, &c.

01. Buy everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swim with dolphins
03. Climb a mountain Part of it. >.>
04. Take a Ferrari for a test drive
05. See the Pyramids at night
06. Hold a tarantula
07. Take a candlelit bath with someone
08. Say ‘I love you’ and mean it
09. Hug a tree Man. I loved that tree.
10. Do a striptease
11. Do a bungee or parachute jump
12. Visit Paris
13. Watch a lightning storm at sea
14. Clean behind the fridge
15. Stay up all night long, and watch the sun rise On a very regular basis.
16. Ask the question you’ve always been too embarrassed to ask.
17. See the Northern Lights
18. Go to a huge sports game Booooooring.
19. Create your own masterpiece Got bored halfway through.
20. Grow and eat your own vegetables Chives count.
21. Touch an iceberg It’s just frozen water. >.>
22. Have an office relationship
23. Sleep under the stars
24. Compromise
25. Change a baby’s nappy
26. Take a trip in a hot air balloon
27. Watch a meteor shower
28. Get drunk on champagne
29. Take a luxury holiday Be forced into my parents’ luxury holiday, more like.
30. Give more than you can afford to charity
31. Look up at the night sky through a telescope
32. Have an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
33. Have a food fight
34. Bet on a winning horse What was the name of that one game from the ’80s that had the horse-racing minigame?
35. Take a sick day when you’re not ill
36. Get a pet
37. Ask a stranger out
38. Have a snowball fight
39. Photocopy your bottom on the office photocopier
40. Scream as loudly as you possibly can Scared the neighbors. :3
41. Hold a lamb Newborn lambs aren’t cute. Ruined my sweater.
42. Enact a favorite fantasy
43. Take a midnight skinny dip
44. Hear the words ‘I love you’
45. Fly on Concorde
46. Take an ice cold bath
47. Have a meaningful conversation with a beggar
48. See a total eclipse
49. Ride a roller coaster
50. Hit a home run

34/50

He smells like urine. :3

And apparently he did get the champagne, in the end. My family scares me.

*g* is not an acceptable way to emote. Shut the fuck up.

thomas_poelmans@hotmail.com: coony!
thomas_poelmans@hotmail.com: komt ge woensdag?

I guess blocking all of them on MSN and removing them from my contacts wasn’t enough of a hint that I don’t like them. >.>
I guess I’ll go. It’s not like I have anything better to do, and they did go out of their way to invite me. And Maarten’s going to be there. He’s decent, and it’s been ages since I talked to him.
Anne-Laure’s also going, though, apparently. Dunno.

But yeah. We’ll see how it turns out. Not going to be too long anyway, seeing as how we’re old people now who need plenty of sleep. If nothing else, at least Haplo gets to make fun of me for being drunk again.

I wrote an About Me page because I’m bored. If you want to comment for some reason, do it here. >.>

There was a bit about penis enlargement as well, but it was on a GIF in the attachment. I approve of this absurdist spambot movement.

Today, I trimmed my facial hair for the first time. :O
Usually I just shave everything off once every six months or so and just let it grow back, but my mom bought a trimmer thing and insisted I try before my dad used it to trim his nosehairs.

My grandfather is still in the hospital, and my aunt visited him today. She asked the nurse if he was allowed champagne.
No, I don’t think you realise how ridiculous this is.

Imagine: an 84-year-old man, in Intensive Care, laying in bed with three IVs connected to his throat and a bedpan between his legs, being treated for an inflamed esophagus and four ulcers, and her first thought is “You know what you need? A nice glass of champagne!”.

Yeah.
That’s almost literally what she said, too (only in Dutch). She was offended the nurse looked at her as if she was insane.

My aunt is really special.

People who think of atheism as just another religion annoy me. Way to completely ignore everything every atheist has ever told you on the subject.

I guess maybe that isn’t fair. Some atheists are just as retarded as some religious fundamentalists. *shrug*

Also, I like marzipan.

My grandfather’s in the hospital now. He has been for a while now. Two weeks, I think.

Started out with some kind of inflammation of the esophagus, which I think was blamed on him not eating enough. Earlier today, apparently, he was diagnosed with four minor ulcers.
Apparently he’s recovering, though I’m not sure he wants to.

Old people are borky.

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Said he, “If you glue
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