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Fine, fine, I’ll do your 200-question meme, Skatje.
This is going to take forever. ;.;

1. Your full name: Koen Simon André Crolla.
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? It’s mine either way.
3. Do you have an alter ego? At night I go by AwesomeDude the Magnificent!
4. Where were you born? Tienen, Belgia.
5. Where do you live? Same.
6. Do you like to travel? Very rarely.
7. What is your birthday? November 11th.
8. Do you have siblings? Younger sister.
9. Do you have pets? No.
10. Which was the happiest year of your life? Most of 2006.
11. How old do you wish you were? 21
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? Eliza Dushku.
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway) Sarah Silverman would work, I think.
14. How would this movie end? Why does it have to end?
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? Probably infamous.
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? As opposed to a supernatural death?
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Rabid badger attack.
18. How long do you plan on living? Mrh.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Gyuunyuu ga suki, suki, suki~
20. Sing any commercial jingle. Commercials have jingles?
21. What is your favourite element on the periodic table? Hydrogen.
22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
23. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert.
24. Creation or evolution? D:
25. Action or reaction? Reaction.
26. Unity or individuality? Individuality.
27. Hugs or drugs? Hugs.
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? I’m fond of fungus. Barring that, vegetable.
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? Creamcicle~
30. Fight or flight? Fight. Flight encourages.
31. Who is your favorite political figure? Frederick II of Prussia.
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Most of them.
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? You’re too young to know.
34. Do nice guys really finish last? Not at all.
35. What are your favorite boy names? No real opinion.
36. What are your favourite girl names? I quite like Sarah.
37. Open or closed? Open.
38. White bread or wheat bread? White.
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? Fade away.
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? Two dollars in change.
41. What do you want to be when you grow up? Some variety of writer.
42. What were your favourite childhood toys? Lego, obviously.
43. What was your first pet? I don’t remember. Probably some type of canary.
44. What annoys you? Obstinate ignorance.
45. What is your favourite action caption from the old batman tv show? (example. “pow” or “blam”) Fappo!
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? I’ve never had one.
47. The glass: half empty or half full? Empty. Get me a refill.
48. Tightie whities? Mine are black, actually.
49. Mc Donalds happy meals? An an extra cheeseburger, please.
50. Reality shows? Die painfully.
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Bears~
52. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Sky dive. High pressure kills my ears more than low.
53. Paper or plastic? Paper.
54. What position do you sleep in? On my stomach, mostly.
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? Right side, closest to the wall.
56. Sweet or sour? Sweet.
57. What was your favourite after school special? I… don’t know what this is.
58. What is your favourite word? Antipathy.
59. Beach or mountains? Probably mountains. Though I’ll do beach as well.
60. Mounds or almond joy? Don’t know either, but I like almonds.
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? Would you like to feel my nuts?
62. To give or to recieve? Give.
63. Chocolate or caramel? Chocolate.
64. Do you have any nicknames? Not really.
65. What does your name mean? “Bold counsel”, I believe. Well, “Koenraad” does. “Koen” would just be “bold”.
66. Have you ever fainted? Nei.
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? Nei.
68. What was the last thing you ate? Jellybeans~
69. Do you have any bad habits? Presumably.

Word association:
70. Grey… Squirrel.
71. Human… Mind.
72. Fruit loop… Box.
73. Glove… Cane.
74. Plum… Lychee.
75. Structure… Integrity.
76. Race… Car.
77. Heart… Disease.
78. Parasite… Worm.

79. What was your first happy memory? Carpet!
80. What was your first unhappy memory? Give back bear!
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? Now.
82. What would Jesus do? Stone them to death.
83. Make up a word and define it. Unlikely.
84. Favourite kool aid flavour? We don’t get that.
85. Favourite pick up line? I don’t pick up.
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? JFK himself.
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? Varied a lot.
88. Did you have an imaginary friend? Nei.
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? Mansion. Castles are cold.
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. A keen cad, no moron.
91. Do it fast or do it right? Right.
92. What was the last book you read? I’m still reading Darwin’s Dangerous Idea. The last I finished was Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five, I think.
93. Have you ever had surgery? Yais. Nothing too invasive.
94. Random fact about you. My knee is itchy.
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? I don’t really shower. Usually hair.
96. What is your favourite cereal? Rye.
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? Hebrew or Russian.
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? If others are given the choice, yes. Otherwise, if suicide were still an option, probably.
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? Yay bewbies~

Do you believe in…
100. Fate? Nei.
101. Ghosts? Nei.
102. God? Nei.
103. Big foot? Nei.
104. Soul mates? Nei.
105. Aliens? No real reason to believe the Earth should be rare, Fermi’s Paradox aside.
106. Angels? Nei.
107. Loch ness monster? Nei.
108. Heaven and hell? Nei.
109. The Zodiac? Nei.
110. Love at first sight? Not really.
111. Karma? Nei.
112. Vampires? Yes! :O Don’t be an idiot.

113. If you had any super power, what would it be? Telekinesis.
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? Or for awesome? Nah, just to fetch me drinks.
115. Name something nostalgic. The world~
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? Intelligence and a willingness to use it, first and foremost.
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? Obstinate ignorance.
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? None of your business~
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Probably Shaggy. Though I wouldn’t have kept hanging out with those idiots.
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? Pride in irrationality. It’s the worst trend of all times.
121. Beer or wine? Wine.
123. You cant sleep. What do you do? Get up and blog. Or fap. Or play Tetris.
124. Do you wear jewelry? I wear a ring.
125. What is your favourite smell? Gunpowder.
126. What was the best decade of the past century? ’20s.
127. Which is your favourite month of the year? Probably December.
128. Do you smoke? Nei.
129. Do you drink? Sure.
130. What was your favourite subject in school? Probably English. Would’ve been Biology if our teacher hadn’t sucked so much as to make me hate Biology until I read The Selfish Gene.
131. What was your worst subject in school? Biology, entirely because of teacher.
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Smell. It’s an underestimated sense, but not my most valued.
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? All of the above.
134. Do you truely know who you are? I know how to spell “truly”.
135. Are you superstitious? Of course not.
136. Are you sentimental? Aren’t we all?
137. How many times a day do you eat? Continuously~
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? Both are important.
139. What is your favourite pie? Probably apple.
140. Have you ever been close to death? We all are.
141. Do you like roller coasters? Meh. Sure.
142. Apples or oranges? Oranges.
143. Are you hyperactive? Not really.
144. Do you talk in your sleep? Not to my knowledge.
145. What is your favourite holiday? I don’t really do holidays.
146. Do you go to church? No.
147. At what age do you think you will be married? Meh.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? Bookshop. :3
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Maia.
150. What is your weakness? Maia.
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? I have no idea.
152. If love were a flavour, which flavour would it be? “Bittersweet”.
153. If hate were a flavour, which flavour would it be? Umami.
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? … Hasn’t everyone?
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? As necessary as anything else.
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? What?
157. What is your favourite curse word? Twat.
158. Do you have any birthmarks? None that are particularly interesting-looking.
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? New York City, obviously. The rest is full of creepy people.
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? Leuven.
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? *shrug*
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Which one? The second one was Goddelieve. Third one was Maddy. Dunno first. Or maybe Goddelieve was first. I wonder if she’s still alive.
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Glasses, yais. I don’t think I could deal with contacts.
165. How tall are you? 1 m 78. That’s about 5 ft 10.
166. How tall would you like to be? *shrug*
167. Your current mood: Bored, obviously. Why else would I be doing a 200-question meme?
168. Do you dress up for halloween? Nobody does.
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? Plenty. None particularly violent, none while I was driving.
170. What is your favourite lucky charm? The cereal or the superstition?
171. What colour of underwear are you wearing? None. :3
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? Younger, apparently.
173. Do your exes look alike? No.
174. Do your exes act alike? No.
175. Have you ever been in love? Obviously.
176. What is your favourite kids movie? Probably Tonari no Totoro.
177. Have you ever hallucinated? Mmhm.
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? Isn’t this the same as that question above?
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? This one too~
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? No.
181. Would you want to be cloned? The world needs more me.
182. Have you ever peed in public? No.
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Realist, as much as possible. This amounts to pessimism, according to most people.
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? I was never told he was real.
185. Pancakes or waffles? Waffles. I used to hate pancakes, and I still don’t really like them.
186. Are you on a diet? Haw.
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? I can’t be bothered to deal with my lawn.
188. Do you always want what you can’t have? Not because I can’t have it.
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? No more than usual.
190. Have you ever been arrested? No.
191. Can you cook? I can feed myself.
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? Why would it be?
193. Do you have any allergies? Nei.
194. Ketchup or catsup? Cat soup.
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? If so, what is it? Whatever you make it~
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? You.
197. What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? A lot of it is arbitrary.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? Pet rock.
199. What does your power animal say to you? Not a whole lot.
200. End this survey with a quote:

“Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
(Douglas Adams)

If you read all that, you deserve a picture of something cute. Here’s a bat I animated from this. It’s not awesome but it moves and I want one.