“Don’t be a sheep, arm yourself.”
There’s this sentiment, primarily in the US, that civilians owning guns is a good thing because it keeps their government afraid of them. This is mostly repeated by the idiots at the NRA, but also by people who are supposed to know better (such as Penn and Teller in their Bullshit! episode on gun control), so it bears addressing.
There are two things fundamentally retarded about the statement. The first is that the government should be afraid of the populace.
This meme is surprisingly popular in the US, but almost unheard of outside it, at least in the Western world, and with good reason. The idea that the government is the enemy in a democratic society is mind-boggling. Protip: the government isn’t the enemy of the people. It is the people.
Unfortunately, it’s become a self-fulfilling prophecy in the US, which, of course, has only helped the popularity of the meme.
I don’t think it’s a reversible trend for as long as a significant portion of the voting population keeps believing it can’t be any other way, though. The American populace doesn’t seem to have a clue what a democratic society is anymore (if they ever did), and wide-spread apathy creates fun vicious cycles.
Anyway. The second flawed assumption here is that an armed populace scares the government.
This is just a schoolboy fantasy that sadly carried over into adulthood, and its considerably more harmful than you might think.
What are you going to do when the police knock on your door, with or without a warrant? Refuse them entry? They’ll break down your door, regardless of whether you’re armed. Are you going to open fire? That’s a great way to get yourself (and your family) killed rather than detained for a bit. Yeah, you may take one or two of them down with you. I’m sure the families of the victims will appreciate that as well. At “best”, this mentality leads to situations like Waco.
Or maybe you’d like to organise an armed revolution? Get a few of your buddies together and burn down city hall? Depending on the city and the number of buddies you can gather, you may succeed, until they call in the military.
Most people seem to forget half the global military expenditure is the US’s, and despite efforts to cripple science on all fronts, they still have the most advanced army on the planet. Iraq may tie up a lot of resources, but you can be pretty sure they’ll be able to scrounge up enough firepower to take out your little insurgency.
Or maybe you think a nation-wide revolution is on the table? Surely even the US military wouldn’t be able to counter that!
If you really think you can organise that many people, why not just vote? The US is still nominally a democracy, despite your best efforts, and while vote fraud can fudge the numbers a bit (and has in the past), you don’t just disappear the opinion of, say, two hundred million people.
But no, what this basically boils down to is puerile schoolboy fancy. Surprisingly, though, owning big guns does not give you a bigger penis, it just advertises your insecurity to the rest of the world.
If there are good arguments against gun control (and I haven’t seen any yet, except possibly to defend against a zombie plague, and everyone knows only shotguns work for that), this is very much not one of them. Grow the fuck up.
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If you aren’t familiar with the album, in it, Tintin visits Congo, which was a Belgian colony at the time (1931). The actual storyline isn’t very interesting, but he interacts with the natives on several occasions, and yes, by today’s standards it’s quite racist.
Hergé has been dead for twenty-four years. The album is seventy-six years old, and somehow it went without lawsuit for all that time.
So apparently my blog was crashing IE consistently (as opposed to randomly, which it manages all by itself). I couldn’t actually be bothered to figure out why, and embedded YouTube videos were blamed.